Said during literature exams

 

 

Since we don't want to harm any student's career before it has actually started no names are included

 

Lenny is feedle-minded (Of Mice and Men)

 

She goes behind it (she tries to get the information)

 

Teacher: did you enjoy reading this book? Student : I think well

 

I couldn't catch it very good (he didn't understand the book)

 

Teacher: what kind of book is it? Student: It's a love roman

 

Teacher: Who are the main characters in the Boys from Brazil ? Student: Melenge and Leibermueller (Mengele and Lieberman)

 

He's very pride

 

They put out their gloves. (They took off their gloves)

 

He suicided himself

 

It's the ship who has crashed

 

A tatouated man

 

He walks after him the way out

 

If he could till it up

 

They cannot against sunlight (the Trolls in the Hobbit)

 

They will fart to France with the ship

 

His arse is thrown over the bridge (The Bridges of Madison County: someone's ashes are strewn from a bridge)

 

On the end of the book ...

 

There is attacking a dragon his kingdom

 

Shields of hold (wooden shields)

 

It was not a difficult book. The red line was to follow.

 

He has a stride with a fish (Old man and the Sea)

 

He eats flying fishes, dolphins and tunas

 

They could not with him go to sail

 

She felt unpretty to leave (she didn't want to leave)

 

There were cloned 34 Hitler clones (Boys from Brazil)

 

He is a blank writer

 

There was one student who had read King Liar by Shakespeare

 

He overlived it all

 

I don't come up the words

 

He was sad because of the dying of his woman

 

There stood California (student tried to say that the book mentioned California)

 

They going on gold-seeking

 

They starved from hunger

 

A mutery is broke out (there was a mutiny)

 

A knife is being stuck through him from the back

 

Teacher: What is the detective's name in this novel Student: Sherlock Poirot