Ai Bang Mai Ne -----  I bumped into the coffee table


Ar U Wun Tu  ----- A gay liberation greeting


Chin Tu Fat  ----- You need a face lift


Dum Gai  ---- A stupid person


Gun Pao Der  ---- An ancient Chinese invention


Hu Flung Dung  ----- Which one of you fertilized the field?


Hu Yu Hai Ding  ----- We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive


Kum Hia  ----- Approach me


Lao Ze  ----- Not very good


Lin Ching  ----- An illegal execution


Moon Lan Ding  ----- A great achievement of the American space program


Ne Ahn  ----- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs


Shai Gai  ----- A bashful person


Tai Ne Bae Be  ----- A premature infant


Tai Ne Po Ne  ----- A small horse


Ten Ding Ba  ----- Serving drinks to people


Yu Mai Te Tan  ----- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you


Wa Shing Kah  ----- Cleaning an automobile


Wai So Dim  ----- Are you trying to save electricity?


Wai U Shao Ting ----- There is no reason to raise your voice





A Course in Chinese English

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